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Old Apr 11, 2007, 10:22 PM // 22:22   #161
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*kicks Pwnd in the nuts*
*sets fire to someone*
*fires a sawn off shotgun at my head*
*laughs*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 12:45 AM // 00:45   #162
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*Come in the Bar*

*People around me are surprised*

*One Said "You just died for 2 times already"*

*I Said "Who? it is my first time here"*

*Everyone said ".........."*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 01:08 AM // 01:08   #163
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*gets up*
*grabs a metal pipe*
*uses it to drive Fallen's nuts into his throat*
*laughs*
*grabs UMP45*
*fires 3 rounds into Magnas head*
*drags him out of the bar*
*walks back in*
*sits at bar*
*orders beer*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 01:51 AM // 01:51   #164
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*recovers from the burning of the eyes*
*grabs a rocket*
*fires a single rocket that explodes and kills every person near Magna within the immediate vicinity of the point of impact*
*laughs maliciously*
*orders beer*
*sips beer while looking at a pile of corpses*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 02:47 AM // 02:47   #165
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**Come in the Bar*

*People around me are surprised*

*One Said "You just died for 3 times already"*

*I Said "Who? it is my first time here"*

*Everyone said ".........."*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 07:32 AM // 07:32   #166
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*Shoves a sword down my throat to push my nuts back into their proper position*
*Rips off Pwnd's nuts with a towtruck*
*Throws them into a woodchipper*
*Sets fire to Magna*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 08:32 AM // 08:32   #167
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*Deflect the Fire attack of Fallen Hunter using a Flame Thrower*

*I said "Fire beats Fire"*

*After it extinguish, Smoke appears then burn Fallen while his blind by the smoke*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 10:38 AM // 10:38   #168
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*Cheers*
*Runs around on fire*
*Jumps on top of Magna, setting fire to him*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 02:48 PM // 14:48   #169
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*while looking at the corpses,Bane notices something*
*finds Silent Elvin Ranger's body lying near the pile of corpses that the bartender's janitor forgot to cleanup*
*walks out of the bar to buy a dog*
*walks in the bar and lets the dog defile Silent Elvin Ranger's body*
*laughs*
*drinks more beer*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 04:48 PM // 16:48   #170
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*sews balls back on*
*glares at fallen*
"I would like to make kids someday thanks"
*grabs SPAS 12*
*fires 2 shots into Magnas skull*
*drags him out of the bar*
*throws him into the tank with sharks that have "lasers" on their heads*
*pours in more blood*
*walks back into bar*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 12, 2007, 11:02 PM // 23:02   #171
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*watches pwned feed the sharks*
*sips beer*
*goes swimming in shark tank*
*walks back into the bar with a laser attached to my head*
"What, the shark said he didnt need it"
*shoots bane a couple...hundred...times*
*watches Banes own dog maul his corpse*
*sips beer*
*nods*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 01:28 AM // 01:28   #172
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**Come in the Bar*

*People around me are surprised*

*One Said "You just died for 4 times already"*

*I Said "Who? it is my first time here"*

*Everyone said ".........."*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 02:57 AM // 02:57   #173
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*Comes out of hell and grabs the dog*
*tosses the dog at Elvin Ranger which caused Elvin to charm the wrong animal*
*Bane starts using the skill,apply poison, on his ammunition*
*starts shooting*
*drinks a mug full of blood*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 03:09 PM // 15:09   #174
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"wow and i thought i was repeative in the last bar..."
*grabs Magnas head*
*twists it around 360 degrees*
*tears it off*
*stabs a silver wooden stake in his heart*
*tosses him into a piranah tank*
*sips beer*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 06:41 PM // 18:41   #175
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*drags self out from behind bar*
"Ohhh, the skill description should say that divine intervention doesn't cure hangovers."
*grabs another beer*
"pwnd, you have officially lost the Repetative title in this establishment."
*rigs a pop and drop charge*
*tosses charge into piranha tank*
*watches bar patrons get pelted with glass shards and hungry piranhas*
*smiles in satisfaction*
*adds another bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 09:28 PM // 21:28   #176
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"sweet!"
*sips beer*
*punches Silent in the balls*
*pushes him into a tank of eletric eels*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #177
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*Pushes Bane back into hell*
*Banishes Magna into hell*
*Destroys the beer supply*
*Drops a depth charge into the tank of electric eels*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #178
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*drinks beer*
*pokes Silent with a spear while the eels munch on him*
"Hey pwnd, this is fun."
*ponders some creative death and destruction*
*adds a bottle to the pyramid*
*drinks beer*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 11:41 PM // 23:41   #179
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*kicks down the pyramid*
*sets fire to divine*
*sets fire to the bartender*
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Old Apr 13, 2007, 11:46 PM // 23:46   #180
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*extinguishes self*
*scrambles to save the pyramid*
"Ok, this mean war!"
*skewers Fallen with a spear*
*shoves Fallen into electric eel tank*
*puts a lid on eel tank*
*summons a giant garbage disposal under eel tank*
*turns on giant garbage disposal and flushes eel tank in it*
*dumps 55 gallon drum of industrial strength acid down giant garbage disposal to wash off the Fallen residue*
*cackles with glee*
*goes back to bar and steals another beer*
*drinks beer*
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